Photo of the Day: A Pregnant Jennifer Lopez

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I feel bad for her. Not because she gained weight and looks completely different. But because that looks HEAVY. I still don’t know how my Mom did it. I still don’t know how women do it. But damn, women get serious props from me, cause the above isn’t easy.

JLO went to a fundraiser or something with Marc Anthony. Glad to see that she isn’t one of those vain people who gets pregnant and decides to stay home until they give birth.

Then they annoyingly reappear on the cover of Self Magazine with their old pre-baby body and a caption that reads “How she got the weight off in 2 weeks!”

Here is another pic from the side…

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BTW: Here is her Acting “Tour De Force”, the video to her single “Get Right”.

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Jessica Alba is pregnant….

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Fetus: 1 / Career: 0 

According to People Magazine, my favorite actress who can’t act (Jessica Alba) is preggers with her first kid.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Is her career as “Ms. Hot Body” is over now? Let’s face it, she got most of her roles based on how hot she looks. She is a sexy girl (albiet a little too skinny lately) but I have never seen a movie that she was in that showed she has any real acting talent. She is just hot. Plain and simple.

So what will happen when Maxim’s most desirable woman in the world actually has a kid? Sure she can get back into shape through diet, exercise, or even a stint on “Dancing With The Stars”next year. But to most superficial fan boys who ogle her body watching slow mo scenes from “The Fantastic Four” they will simply move on to the next hot thing that comes along.

And not to get all Sunday Morning preacher on everyone. But what is with this new trend of pregnancy 1st, marriage later? It’s funny how most of us men can easily want a kid with their girlfriend, but don’t want the commitment that comes with marriage. To me, it’s easier to do things the other way around. You can divorce your wife if it doesn’t work out, but a kid? You can’t divorce or abandon a kid. I mean most guys sadly do, but I don’t see how anyone can live with themselves afterwards.

Either way, good luck to the expecting parents. 

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