I don’t know anyone who didn’t have an NES console back in the day.
I remember I went suddenly from Atari to Nintendo one Christmas and it was like a whole new world was open to me. I was able to jump around with Mario. Look for flutes and triangles with Zelda (while also being hyped about the game cartridge being gold colored). I remember getting frustrated with Kid Icarus and wanting the ability to shoot the shady dog from Duck Hunt. And wondered why I even played Jaws if the shark was so hard to beat.
I eventually beat EVERY game I owned/bought. But there was one little bastard of a game that I was never ever able to beat until years later. And that game was “Friday The 13th”.
The game and premise was pretty violent for a kids game. (But in the 80’s things were less PC.)
You had to protect children vacationing at Camp Crystal Lake from being killed by Jason Voorhees. And Jason rarely appeared, but when he did, he would instantly kill you. It was as if it was just a joke to make you frustrated and yank the controller out of the socket and throw it across the room in anger.
The game was incredibly hard.
But one day I had insomnia, and played it. And I beat it. And then was filled with a blinding rage…
THE ENDING SUCKED.
Don’t you all hate it when that shit happens.
Here is someone on YouTube who beat the game and recorded it. And you can see how shitty this ending is for yourself:
You see what I mean? Wouldn’t that shit piss you off?
But still, the game is something that should be replicated now for modern consoles. But sadly it won’t.
And the game gets major props for the screen that pops up when you die.
Fetus: 1 / Career: 0
According to People Magazine, my favorite actress who can’t act (Jessica Alba) is preggers with her first kid.
Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Is her career as “Ms. Hot Body” is over now? Let’s face it, she got most of her roles based on how hot she looks. She is a sexy girl (albiet a little too skinny lately) but I have never seen a movie that she was in that showed she has any real acting talent. She is just hot. Plain and simple.
So what will happen when Maxim’s most desirable woman in the world actually has a kid? Sure she can get back into shape through diet, exercise, or even a stint on “Dancing With The Stars”next year. But to most superficial fan boys who ogle her body watching slow mo scenes from “The Fantastic Four” they will simply move on to the next hot thing that comes along.
And not to get all Sunday Morning preacher on everyone. But what is with this new trend of pregnancy 1st, marriage later? It’s funny how most of us men can easily want a kid with their girlfriend, but don’t want the commitment that comes with marriage. To me, it’s easier to do things the other way around. You can divorce your wife if it doesn’t work out, but a kid? You can’t divorce or abandon a kid. I mean most guys sadly do, but I don’t see how anyone can live with themselves afterwards.
Either way, good luck to the expecting parents.
Hayden Panettiere has always been a cute girl. But I personally don’t find her sexy.
Why? Am I crazy? No. Because to me she still looks like she is 14.
Many guys fantasize about the young woman behind the indestructable Claire Bennett on “Heroes”. And believe me, I have read some pretty sick things online written by dudes who question her character’s “regenerative abilities” a little too much.
But for me, Hayden is just a cute girl. She’s like your little cousin or something. I can’t help feeling a little protective over her. But maybe it’s because I’m not used to seeing her in photoshoots like this.
I hope the above photo doesn’t lead Hayden down that slippery slope that Britney and Lohan have pioneered. If that were to happen it would be a shame since Hayden is actually a good actress.
Just remember how Britney started Hayden…..
I am a fan of “LA Ink” and Kat Von D’s tattoo skills. So it pains me to see her like this.
Even with all of her tattoos, I find her attractive. Sure she sounds like she smoked 50 packs of smokes back to back in one day, but on her show she comes off as being a cool person.
At this event, she was looking like a bootleg version of herself. You know like one of those Comic Con actors that dress up as comic book characters? They somewhat look like the real thing but not really?
While the above pic may not look so bad, may I present you you picture number 2:
From the side the outfit makes her look like a drag queen dressed up as Kat Von D on Halloween.
Can the real Kat Von D come back to us soon?
I remember I was a HARDCORE “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” STAN back in the day. I would never miss the show on Tuesday Nights. I admit it was hard for me to follow the show during the final seasons on UPN though, but that was around the time she also married “Whatshisface” and I began to lose interest in her career.
Then she started to make stupid movies like “The Grudge” and she fell off of my radar completely.
I was a I still have a little love for her though. Here is Geller trying to make the sexy happen for the December 2007 issue of Maxim. She’s still as cute as she was when the fisherman chased her down the dark alley 10 years ago.
I hope she catches a good career break soon. She should consider firing her agent and getting back to TV. There is no reason why a woman like SMG can’t get on high profile TV shows like “L O S T” or “Grey’s Anatomy”.
TV is what she is best at. The only Movie I want to ever see her in is a “Buffy” Movie. Period.
I don’t care about the sex tape or the fact that she sexed Ray J.
Kim Kardashian is hot. Plain and simple.
While other Celebutards are starving themselves to look like 12 year old boys with hair extensions, Kim is the exact opposite. She is embracing her curves. But damn. Looking at the picture above, the question remains, is that booty real?
If it is all her’s, then kudos for having good DNA. If it’s store bought, hey, her Doctor did her right.