The moment you realize you are friends with a “Well I had…”

We all love to go hang out for a night on the town. Who really doesn’t? Sure you can be hardcore and go out alone and see what the city has to offer you. I have seen plenty of people stand on lines for the club solo and party alone.

While that may be cool for a lot of people, the rest of us are admittedly co-dependent. So of course we hang out with a group of friends. A night out with good friends makes for great times, (usually).

But all the fun changes when you come to the realization that you are friends with what I like to call a “Well I Had…”

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“Video FAIL”

What… The… Fuck?

This is the best they could come up with? This nonsense? It looks cheap as hell for starters. Beyonce dwarfs Gaga in size. The choreography is weak. And it isn’t at all sexy.

It looks like if the “Soldier” video had an unprotected three-way with the “Check On It” and “Diva” video while watching a Rihanna video marathon on MTV Hits.

FAIL.

Diddy releases a new single… He apparently still thinks it’s 96’…

FAIL Money

So Diddy disbanded the most successful act on his label (Danity Kane) to make yet another band? And then give this new band an even stupider name? Dirty Money? Really?

Then to make matters worse, he releases this really weak ass 90’s throwback of a song.

That shit isn’t going to get any club jumping. And to me, it looks like an attempt to recreate “Total” with Diddy stepping in for the tough looking Pam.

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Diddy, you did this shit better already:

I’m sure Taylor Swift is a sweet girl…

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And that “Cheerleader” song is inoffensive and young girls love it.

But “Female Vocalist of the Year”?

Did they hear what I heard last night?

That shit sounded like karaoke night at The Robin Hood in Sullivan County. Or like when an overconfident big boned girl named Charity ruins your school talent show by pulling something like this right at the end.

I’m surprised when Taylor won, no one pulled a Kanye and said that Carrie Underwood has the greatest vocals of all time.

Johnny Depp as the “Mad Hatter”?

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I’m sorry, but if this picture is indeed real, “The Mad Hatter” is looking How You Doing.

He looks as if Edward Scissorhands had a three way with Sweeney Todd and the Original Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) and then their baby was given a $50.00 Dollar coupon for “Wet n Wild” make up at Duane Reade for his Baptism.

I like and respect Johnny Depp as an actor, but I’m not co-signing this foolery.

Originally spotted @ ComingSoon.net

My 2008 MTV “Video Music Awards” Wrap Up!

Remember when the VMA’s were a credible awards show filled with memorable performances and moments?

Remember when there were comedians who hosted the big night and they actually made you laugh?

Does anyone remember when Rock Music was actually featured during the show? I can remember when the VMA’s were an important night of TV viewing in my home, but when I tuned in last night I realized that I am either way too old for this shit anymore, or music does in fact suck.

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Inexplicable Career Move of the Week: Ciara Naked on “Vibe” Magazine…

My love for Ciara is pretty well documented here. I think she is an extremely talented dancer who knows how to give a good performance. Even her 60 second dance cameo during Chris Brown’s BET Awards performance was great stuff.

So when you have obvious talent like Ciara does, why take it all off for a magazine when your main competitors like Rihanna or Beyonce are not doing the same (and are selling well)?

Click Below To See A Potentially NSFW Cover:

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YouTube Clip of the Day: “I’m Pressing Charges”

Is this chick off her meds?

On the real though, I’m going to have to go get me a T Shirt made that says “I’m Pressing Charges”.

Academy Members: For Your Consideration… “Wisegal”

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I don’t ever watch Lifetime.

That is mainly because I am not interested in “Golden Girls” reruns or “The Nanny” reruns. I also don’t enjoy those ridiculous “Moment of Truth” movies. You know the badly edited TV movies where the Men are portrayed as being ridiculously evil for no reason?

TV Movie’s of the Week have never been done right since NBC used to run them Monday night’s back in the day. Remember those awesome movies? Everyone in school would watch on Monday and talk about them. Usually they taught you a lesson, or they were ripped from the headlines stories. Some TV star usually played against type in the movies too.  

I remember one where “DJ Tanner” was being abused by “Kevin Arnold“. And do you remember when “Donna Martin” got stabbed by “Becca Thatcher“? How about when Yasmine Bleeth had a disfigured face in jail?

Anyhow, I now watch Lifetime only when I see “Will & Grace” is on.

I was watching the finale of “Will & Grace” today (as if it were my first time ever seeing it) I saw this commercial for a Lifetime Original Movie. A movie that if released in theaters could easily make more than $120 million domestically opening weekend. A movie that would garner more Oscar Nominations than “West Side Story”.

And that movie my friends is “Wisegal” starring Eva Savealot herself Alyssa Milano.

I hope that the Emmy voters are watching this powerhouse performance and are dying to hand out their awards come September. Tell everyone else to take their names out of consideration. This movie will SWEEP!

This could be the next “Godfather”.

Exclusive Spoiler For “A Shot At Love” Season 2!

Sup Guys! 

One of my cool readers was really nice enough to share some Exclusive Intel with me regarding “A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila” Season 2. It sounds like pretty reliable information that I figured I could share with you all.

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