We all love to go hang out for a night on the town. Who really doesn’t? Sure you can be hardcore and go out alone and see what the city has to offer you. I have seen plenty of people stand on lines for the club solo and party alone.
While that may be cool for a lot of people, the rest of us are admittedly co-dependent. So of course we hang out with a group of friends. A night out with good friends makes for great times, (usually).
But all the fun changes when you come to the realization that you are friends with what I like to call a “Well I Had…”
What… The… Fuck?
This is the best they could come up with? This nonsense? It looks cheap as hell for starters. Beyonce dwarfs Gaga in size. The choreography is weak. And it isn’t at all sexy.
It looks like if the “Soldier” video had an unprotected three-way with the “Check On It” and “Diva” video while watching a Rihanna video marathon on MTV Hits.
So Diddy disbanded the most successful act on his label (Danity Kane) to make yet another band? And then give this new band an even stupider name? Dirty Money? Really?
Then to make matters worse, he releases this really weak ass 90’s throwback of a song.
That shit isn’t going to get any club jumping. And to me, it looks like an attempt to recreate “Total” with Diddy stepping in for the tough looking Pam.
Diddy, you did this shit better already:
And that “Cheerleader” song is inoffensive and young girls love it.
But “Female Vocalist of the Year”?
Did they hear what I heard last night?
That shit sounded like karaoke night at The Robin Hood in Sullivan County. Or like when an overconfident big boned girl named Charity ruins your school talent show by pulling something like this right at the end.
I’m surprised when Taylor won, no one pulled a Kanye and said that Carrie Underwood has the greatest vocals of all time.
I’m sorry, but if this picture is indeed real, “The Mad Hatter” is looking How You Doing.
He looks as if Edward Scissorhands had a three way with Sweeney Todd and the Original Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) and then their baby was given a $50.00 Dollar coupon for “Wet n Wild” make up at Duane Reade for his Baptism.
I like and respect Johnny Depp as an actor, but I’m not co-signing this foolery.
Originally spotted @ ComingSoon.net
Remember when the VMA’s were a credible awards show filled with memorable performances and moments?
Remember when there were comedians who hosted the big night and they actually made you laugh?
Does anyone remember when Rock Music was actually featured during the show? I can remember when the VMA’s were an important night of TV viewing in my home, but when I tuned in last night I realized that I am either way too old for this shit anymore, or music does in fact suck.
My love for Ciara is pretty well documented here. I think she is an extremely talented dancer who knows how to give a good performance. Even her 60 second dance cameo during Chris Brown’s BET Awards performance was great stuff.
So when you have obvious talent like Ciara does, why take it all off for a magazine when your main competitors like Rihanna or Beyonce are not doing the same (and are selling well)?
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