I’m sure Taylor Swift is a sweet girl…


And that “Cheerleader” song is inoffensive and young girls love it.

But “Female Vocalist of the Year”?

Did they hear what I heard last night?

That shit sounded like karaoke night at The Robin Hood in Sullivan County. Or like when an overconfident big boned girl named Charity ruins your school talent show by pulling something like this right at the end.

I’m surprised when Taylor won, no one pulled a Kanye and said that Carrie Underwood has the greatest vocals of all time.