Please, Please, Please Be True….

 

Make this happen NOW. Whenever I see “Arrested Development” reruns on G4 I get so mad that it was cancelled.

I would see an “Arrested Development” movie on opening day and buy 2 DVD’s if they make this happen!

Here is a clip of a compilation of Lucille Bluth’s best one liners. Sadly the photoshopped Drivers License bit was left out.

B-

Thanks Pab…

Advertisements

Listen to Diddy: Protect Yourself From “Bitch Assness”….

You gotta love Diddy. As much as he does some random crazy things at times that makes people knock him, I actually find some of the more out there things that he does funny. He is a man you just have to tip you hat off to.

He’s managed to remain rich and a top earner. He also has managed to stay relevant since his 90’s heyday. And as much as people knocked his “Yeah Yeah Yeah” ad-libs that were all over a track, it’s pretty much the norm now for producers. Now you can’t hear a Timbaland song now without him making some of his King Koopa noises in the background.

Sure Diddy’s CD’s may not sell millions and millions of copies, but he does his thing. And to top it off, dude is a real funny guy and has the ability to entertain.

I was watching Making The Band this week, and I just had to pause and rewind a part. It was towards the end. You know how you watch TV, but sometimes you do other things while listening to the TV in the background? Well that’s what happened to me.

Diddy gives a pretty funny speech on the epidemic of “Bitch Assness” which is currently spreading throughout NYC.

I just laugh at the fact that he says the word with a straight face. If I was there I would have been laughing because he basically called the guy a “Bitch Ass”. But then for laughing he would have probably sent my ass to go get him a cheesecake in Brooklyn and then walk uptown to sing on the corner of 125th and St. Nick until I got tired.

You don’t mess with Diddy….

B-

Throwback Video of the Day: M.I.A. “Bucky Done Gun”

 

This video reminds me of my brother, my friend Liz, and how Nicole despised this song when she saw it performed on Conan. It’s odd how quickly time flies.

Enjoy!

B-

“A Nightmare on Elm Street” Remake Cast?

 

Hey guys, I’m telling you straight up, remaking this film is something I do not really want to happen. I love “Freddy”, I love the sequels (Save for 2, 6, and Freddy vs Jason). I think that Robert Englund is an irreplaceable icon as Fred Kreuger.

But if they must remake this film, I guess I can’t stop them from doing so. 

Here we go with my suggestions again.

And before you complain about any choices being from Television shows, just remember that Mr. Depp himself was on “21 Jump Street”. A cheeseball teen show that aired on FOX when it was the 90’s equivalent of The CW.

Continue reading

Movie Trailer: “The Happening”

 

The trailer for M. Night Shayamalan’s “The Happening” is out.

The movie looks good and everything but I unfortunately read about the films really stupid plot twist online so I don’t know if I want to see it. But the premise (minus the stupid twist) is great. People all of a sudden committing suicide for unknown reasons sounds like a good idea for a film.

But again, the plot twist involving trees and pheromones making people kill themselves sounds really dumb. An ending like that will probably upset people that are already frustrated with his twist ending routine even more.

I hated “The Village” and when the twist ending happened, I hated it even more. As a result I never even gave his follow up “Lady In The Water” a chance.

I think if Shayamalan will continue his twist ending gimmick, he might want to consider making an anthology type of a movie like “Creepshow” or “Tales from the Darkside”. Make a film with 3 short stories. That way with the shorter running time, plot twists are more effective. This approach doesn’t allow people a chance to figure the twist out before the end.

B-

Danity Kane Performs “Damaged” Live!

 

If you haven’t heard by now, Bad Boy girl group Danity Kane is back with a new single called “Damaged”.

I’ll admit that the song is a tad uninteresting at first listen, but it grew on me a lot. The lyrics are nothing deep. It’s the typical “I’m jacked up from my last relationship, so if you can forgive that we can work on moving on” type songs. It’s produced by some dudes called “The Stereotypes” and they did a good job.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Here is a peek at the girls performing the song live.

My thoughts on the grainy YouTube clip above? Good job. The choreography is tight (RIP Boom Kat Pow) and it is a little more aggressive. But so is the song. The song is also a little odd because there is really no musical build up to the first verse. It starts off like Ciara’s “Promise” right into the verse.

I didn’t know what to expect from these girls with their 2nd album, but hopefully their music will be good like their 1st album.

I’m still mad that “Right Now” was never a single.

B-

James Bond: “Quantum of Solace” Poster!

quantumsolace.jpg

The poster for the new James Bond adventure “Quantum of Solace” hit the web. I enjoyed “Casino Royale” but the whole whirlwind romance with Vesper Lind towards the end made the movie drag for me a bit.

But all in all I thought it was a solid Bond film. This poster looks cool and everything but Bond’s shadow is causing a glitch in my Matrix.

Is it just me or is Bond looking a lot like “Scarface”?

scarface.jpg scarface2.jpg

B-