“Friday The 13th” Remake Spoilers!

Friday The 13th 

While the Casting Breakdown made me upset yesterday, this script spoiler from the guys over at CHUD got me a bit curious about the remake again.

The new Friday the 13th is going to open with Jason as a legend in the Crystal Lake area. Five kids out in the woods looking for a bunch of weed they planted and stumble upon the deserted Camp Crystal Lake. Sitting around the fire that night, the dweeby one (there’s always a dweeby one) tells the legend of Jason Voorhees. After that the Survivor Girl and her boyfriend wander off into the woods, where they find a shitty old cabin. Inside are some clues, like a bed with the name Jason carved in it. An old picture of a girl who looks just like Survivor Girl.And Mama Voorhees’ head.

Cue Jason. He murderizes the other four kids, and as he grabs Survivor Girl… slam into the opening credits.

That is actually sounding kinda fun. But I won’t get my hopes up. I am going to have to see a good trailer to convince me that this isn’t going to be some straight up bullshit. But after Rob Zombie’s uninspired take on “Halloween”, the whole Horror Movie Remake craze has nowhere to go but up right?



1 Comment

  1. I really don’t get this opening. If the kids get killed in the first ten minutes of the film, what will happen for the rest of the movie? There were also a lot more than 5 teens listed in the casting breakdown. Maybe its just an opening and the characters are just extras.

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