Partner Let Me Upgrade You, Audemars Piguet You, Switch Yo TV Service To Cable?


I was at the gym exercising and all of a sudden during ESPN’s Sports Center this commercial came on.

At first I thought they changed the TV and put on MTV Hits, but then I heard WiggyPopLocksNWails break from her “Sasha” character to start talking about upgrading your TV service to Direct TV.

For real Beyonce? Seriously?

I can’t knock her hustle, because this is the type of crazy random shit that keeps you famous. Because if I were in the spotlight I’d probably shill random shit too.

But again, seriously, cable service? What’s next? Chilling with that unsupervised Verizon FIOS kid?