The “No Duh” Of The Day Goes To:

“I had a Gastric Bypass” Star Jones

And I say No Duh… Seriously when she started losing weight she got bobble head syndrome. It’s an ailment that happens to some people who get a gastric bypass, for example look at how big Al Roker’s head is.

She’s telling us all this shit like we didn’t already know.

Come on what’s next? Is Al going to start admitting shit too?

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Speaking of Cassie….

 

Cassie, Cassie, Cassie…. 

It seems that following her embarassing debacle on 106 and Park, she was secretely making moves on the low.

While starring in the sequel to “Step Up” is not a huge vote of confidence for your career, It does beat having to look at Diddy’s fake ass teeth that don’t fit in his mouth every day.

Here is Cassie’s return to music with the first single off the “Step Up 2” soundtrack.

It’s called “Is It You”.

This is a much better improvement over her imitation of an out of breath cat fighting for a chicken bone behind the trash can routine that she pulled on 106 and Park. 

Click Here For Cassie’s Return!

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Jennifer’s Music Career is OVER!

 

Jennifer,

I support you and everything, I even co-signed that dramatic ass Spanish album you recorded. (Even though it only was comprised of Ballads that sounded like theme songs straight out of a Telemundo Telenovella.)

I was awaiting for your return to the English music scene. And this new song “Hold It, Don’t Drop It” is to put it lightly, A FUCKING MESS.

It’s sad how bad the vocals are. I always knew you couldn’t sing great but DAMN, even Cassie sounds better now.

WTF?

You need to go back to the drawing board, and just make a CD of club bangers. Stop trying to be an artist and experiment. Just make a CD for the club and dance your ass off in the video, that’s all we expect from you anyway.

If not, pack up your career and just return to sacrificing virgins to keep Marc Anthony alive. Cause you know homeboy is like a vampire or something.

Click here to listen to what sounds like a cat being beat with an umbrella!

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