This is me watching "Pirates of the Carribbean 3: At Worlds End"

Yo-

You can call me stupid all you want, but I didn’t understand the movie at all. I got so dizzy trying to figure out what was going on that I just gave up and walked out the theater.

I have seen Pirates 1 and 2 and I STILL couldn’t understand what the fuck was going on in Pirates 3. I was like a 10 year old with ADD, expecting to see Pirates fuck shit up but instead I get two mini Jack Sparrow’s hanging off of Jack’s dreadlocks and talking shit into his ear.

WTF?

Seriously when about 15 double crosses happened in the span of 5 minutes, I just fucking gave up.

If “Transformers” requires Cliff Notes like Pirates, I will quit this bitch.

Later-

B-
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